• Welcome to your demise

You should have acted. He’s already here. Google Translate told of his return. His defeat was merely delay Til the time after the breach opened, When the sons of Burbank would spill their own blood. But no one wanted to believe. Believe he even existed. And when the truth finally dawns: It dawns in fire. But, There's one he fears. In their tongue, he's легальный: Legal, the Siberian!

In a nutshellEdit

He who shall not be named is an epic series of movies, books, TV shows, songs, a musical, a Disney Land ride, and an Anime. It has collectively earned 57 Oscars and Emmys. The first book began in 4672 BCE and was written on papyrus by the Indus River Valley Civilization. It is considered one of the first stories ever written. Throughout all of history people have continued adding to the lore of Lol Yu Pol. Many notable authors include Hammurabi, Plato, Aristotle, William Shakespeare, George Washington, Abe Lincoln, Jules Verne, Albert Einstein, Mahatma Ghandi, The Beatles, Stanley Kubrik, Martin Luther King Jr., Steven Spielberg, Nelson Mandela, James Cameron, Freddie Mercury, Stephen Hawking, Barack Obama, and the legendary Moon Lurker Studios. Many people view Lol Yu Pol as a brilliant story, but in actuality, everything that happened is true. Lol Yu Pol was accidentally freed and now prepares to destroy Earth and steal all of the universes pennies.

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