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fedora /fɪˈdɔːrə/[1] is a hat with a soft brim and indented crown.[2][1] It is typically creased lengthwise down the crown and "pinched" near the front on both sides.[3]Fedoras can also be creased with teardrop crowns, diamond crowns, center dents, and others, and the positioning of pinches can vary. The typical crown height is 4.5 inches (11 cm).

The fedora hat's brim is usually wide, approximately 2.5 inches (6.4 cm) wide, but may be wider,[2] can be left "raw edged" (left as cut), finished with a sewn overwelt or underwelt, or bound with a trim-ribbon. "Stitched edge" means that there is one, two or more rows of stitching radiating inward toward the crown. The "Cavanagh Edge" is a welted edge with invisible stitching to hold it in place and is a very expensive treatment that can no longer be performed by modern hat factories.[4] Fedora hats are not to be confused with small brimmed hats called trilbies.[2][5]

Relevance[]

Fedoras were worn in the 1920’s by men and sometimes women. It looked good for the time, however, the fedora was phased out of fashion. The fedora experienced a resurgence in which hipsters and people who wanted to seem groovy began to wear it. It looks really dumb, stupid, on most people, however there are a select few who look “fly” in fedoras. The following have been compiled onto an elite list.

  • Michael Jackson
  • Indiana Jones
  • Bruno Mars
  • Hugh Jackman
  • Anyone from the 1920’s
  • Evan
  • Marty McFly
  • JFK
  • Frank Sinatra
  • Both spy’s from spy vs spy
  • Humphrey Bogart
  • Pharrell Williams (only sometimes)
  • Jon Hamm
  • Al Capone
  • Amish people
  • Carmen Sandiego
  • Perry the Platypus
  • Every second you’re not running I’m getting closer

There are no exceptions to this list, and anyone who goes against this list may be destroyed by Lol Yu Pol himself.

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