Every second you aren’t running I’m getting closer

If you ever encounter a Every second you aren’t running I’m getting closer, hide and pray it doesn’t find you.

History
The Every second you aren’t running I’m getting closer is a creature that is either an alien, or extra-dimensional creature. They appear to be the “pets” of He who Shall Not Be Named. They act under the control of a hive-mind, with Lol Yu Pol as it’s leader. The Every second you aren’t running I’m getting closer are said to have killed all life in the Sahara desert, which was once a lush tropical rainforest. They are very lethal. They were once thought to be invincible, but are now able to be defeated using the OJ.

Appearance
Every second you aren’t running I’m getting closer is a pink land shark. Meaning that it looks exactly like a shark, including a tail, but is pink instead of grey, and has arms and legs instead of fins. They come in all shapes and sizes and are very inclusive of each other and embrace each other’s differences. They can be from 10-30 feet in length, and can weigh up to 500 pounds. Even though some weigh 500 pounds, there is no fat-shaming between them. They can scurry at speed of up to 100 mph.

Powers
Every second you aren’t running I’m getting closer are extremely powerful. Some of these lethal powers include:
 * The ability to shoot laser beams out of there gills
 * The ability to breathe lightning on command
 * The ability to look fly wearing a fedora, adding to the select few who can pull it off
 * The ability to run at high speeds
 * The ability to absorb all life within a 5 foot radius
 * The ability to breathe on land and underwater

Trivia

 * Steven Spielberg is said to have based the movie “Jaws” after Every second you aren’t running I’m getting closer, and it was originally planned to use a Every second you aren’t running I’m getting closer for the movie. This resulted in the Grand Canyon, and the film Spielberg used an animatronic shark instead.