Caillou

"”StoOoOoOoOoOp iiiiitttttttttttttt *screams and pitches a fit*”""-Caillou, when he accidentally took too big of a breath"

Caillou was once a 4 year old boy who lived in the country of Canada. He lived a good life as a child, and had no problems in his life. Even so, he was known for complaining and whining for almost no reason at all. He was incredibly annoying, and his parents did not enjoy his presence. He lived with his Mom, Dad, and sister Rosie. He even was the star of a reality show called “Caillou” in which a camera followed him around his house 24/7.

Caillou the Destroyer
Even though he lived a good life, Caillou was secretly evil. This can be seen in an episode where he pinches his newborn baby sister for literally no reason. He craved power and control. When Caillou turned 4 1/2, Lol Yu Pol appeared to him and informed him of his master plan. Caillou accepted, and pledged himself to the darkness and was henceforth known as Caillou the Destroyer. To test him, Lol Yu Pol ordered Caillo to destroy his family, which he did without hesitation. Caillou then joined Lol Yu Pol on his rampage.

Lack of hair
Caillou can't grow hair, not because he has cancer or progeria, but because he sucks, and even his own body recognizes that he does not deserve hair or food or love.

Family
Caillou formerly lived with his parents, and younger sister Rosie. His sister dominated his life because she was a normal, loving child who did not whine about the slightest, stupidest thing. Many have noticed how his parents faces are frozen and expressionless. This is because it is in Canada, which is very cold, and also because the mundane horror of living with Caillou has killed anything human in their souls.

Powers
Caillou is the only human being who’s screams have been known to exceed 170 decibels, more decibels than most rock concerts. Those who have survived his whining usually have permanent ear damage, and hearing loss. Lol Yu Pol has granted him powers that make him very tough, and nearly invulnerable.