Barack Obama

"“Love is lame, chicks dig fame...you ain’t welcome ’ere boi...*proceeds to beatbox Tetris theme*”""-Barack (M)Obama"Barack Hussein Obama II (/bəˈrɑːk huːˈseɪn oʊˈbɑːmə/ (listen);[1] born August 4, 1961) is an American attorney and politician who served as the 44th president of the United States from 2009 to 2017. A member of the Democratic Party, he was the first African American to be elected to the presidency. He previously served as a U.S. senator from Illinois from 2005 to 2008.

Medal of Honor
Obama gave Legal the Siberian a Medal of Honor for his bravery and valor. Legal was then given official citizenship to the U.S.A. and Obama let him stay in the White House for “however long he needed.” Legal was found later that day sleeping on the grass outside, even though he was provided a luxury room. The president even gave him Level 0 Clearance, and told Legal all the secrets of the U.S.A., such as where The Manifest of Lol Yu Pol was hidden. It was around this time, the Lol Yu Pol anime and movies were released, causing a global economic collapse. With the advice of Legal, America was able to recover faster than the other countries of the world.

Music Career
After his term as president expired, he went back to doing what he did best. Being fly and having swagger. He dropped a couple mixtapes that were received very well. His greatest hit '''Obamacare [ft. Joe Biden]''' was billboards #15 go to rap song for partying. It is rumored that there is a diss track in the works for current president Donald Trump, and presidental candidate Berney Sanders.