Plato

"“Bruh, inheritance is just your relatives droppin loot when they die lol”""-Plato, speaking to his followers about life’s big questions"Plato (/ˈpleɪtoʊ/; PLAY-toe[2] Greek: Πλάτων Plátōn,  pronounced  [plá.tɔːn] PLOT-own in Classical Attic; 428/427 or 424/423 – 348/347 BC) was an Athenian philosopher during the  Classical period in Ancient Greece and the founder of the Academy, the first institution of higher learning in the Western world. He is widely considered the pivotal figure in the history of Ancient Greekand Western philosophy, along with his teacher, Socrates, and his most famous student, Aristotle.[a] Alfred North Whiteheadonce noted: "the safest general characterization of the European philosophical tradition is that it consists of a series of footnotes to Plato."

Philosophical Questions
Plato was one of the first to ask question about Lol Yu Pol’s Existence. He asked such questions as “Why does something with a mannequin head and a hoodie exist? What is Lol Yu Pol? Why does he want pennies so much? What does Lol Yu Pol even mean? Why does this wiki exist!? What am I doing with my life...?”