Abe Lincoln

"“OMG, this play is so boring...someone please just kill me”""-Abraham Lincoln’s final words"Abraham Lincoln (February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865) was an American statesman, politician, and lawyer who served as the 16th president of the United States from 1861 until his assassination in April 1865. Lincoln led the nation through the American Civil War, its bloodiest war and its greatest moral, constitutional, and political crisis.[2][3] He preserved the Union, abolished slavery, strengthened the federal government, and modernized the U.S. economy.

Scuffle with Lol Yu Pol
Lol Yu Pol‘s goal is to have every penny in the universe. Abraham Lincoln is on the face of every U.S. penny, making him a target of Lol Yu Pol‘s wrath. Lincoln later told his advisors about an event that occurred, which was recorded in his autobiography. The event was nothing more than a “scuffle”, Lincoln recounted. Apparently, Lincoln was sitting in his Oval Office when Lol Yu Pol smashed a window, and entered. Lincoln screamed and picked up a chair. He then ”threw the chair at that emo hard boiled egg looking freak boy.”, his memoirs explain. Lol Yu Pol then fought Lincoln for 39 minutes, and Lincoln was able to hold his ground and defend himself. It is unknown why Lol Yu Pol did not use his full power, although many historians speculate it is because destroying Lincoln would have made pennies non-existent, and go against his purpose.