The Beatles

The Beatles were an English rock band formed in Liverpool in 1960. With members John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr, Carl Wheezer (former), they became regarded as the foremost and most influential music band in history.[1] Rooted in skiffle, beat and 1950s rock and roll, the group were integral to pop music's evolution into an art form and to the development of the counterculture of the 1960s.[2] They often incorporated classical elements, older pop forms and unconventional recording techniques in innovative ways, and later experimented with several musical styles ranging from pop ballads and Indian music to psychedelia and hard rock. As the members continued to draw influences from a variety of cultural sources, their musical and lyrical sophistication grew, and they were seen as an embodiment of the era's sociocultural movements.

5th Secret Member
Unknown to many of the general public, there was actually a 5th member of The Beatles named Carl Wheezer. Carl was a friend of the 4 band members, and was an integral part to the forming of the band. He wrote many of the famous songs such as I wanna hold your hand, Imagine, Hey Jude, and Twist and Shout. However, before The Beatles became mainstream, Carl was kicked out of the band. There are no completely reliable sources, but the sources that do exist talk about what happened. Carl was one day experimenting with Flintstones gummy vitamins, and ate 3 instead of 2. He had a hallucinogenic trip in which he saw Lol Yu Pol, and the rest of his creatures. He wrote a song about it called Sgt. Legal’s Lonely Heart Club Band, which added more information to the lore. The Beatles read over the lyrics, and did not like it at all. They disliked the song so much that they decided to kick Carl out of the band. Many years later, they used some of Carl’s song, and incorporated it into Yellow Submarine, I am the Walrus, Lucy in the Sky, and even stole the name and replaced Legal with Pepper. The distraught Carl Wheezer decided to form a new band, which made a statement against stealing songs. He formed the band “Wheezer” which did mediocre covers of amazing songs. It has been rumored that Carl inspired Mick Jagger, singer of The Rolling Stones, to use the infamous three cords in the song “Satisfaction”. After bribing Carl a large sum of croissants to conceal the truth of the tune’s inspiration, Jagger decided to explain in interviews his own contrived story of finding the tune through a record played backwards. Detectives had Carl’s house searched to investigate for clues to this quandary. Since no evidence of croissants had been found by detectives after the incident, the conspiracy remains. It was reported that on June 16th, 2005, Carl Wheezer overdosed on gummy vitamins, and passed away, depressed, and receiving no credit for any of his brilliance.